Tuesday, 04 January 2011

• Diarrhea gone bad~

  haha yay wonderful, a blog post about diarrhea. just what everybody needs. *voice dripped in sarcasm* 

  WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

  why am i writing a post abt diarrhea? not like nobody has ever not have diarrhea. im sure everyone knows the pain abt diarrhea. maybe i just felt like grossing ppl out and im feeling so annoyed with it, tat maybe writing it out will help me. i'll probably regret this later but so wat! haha

  so my diarrhea escalated at 1:19am on Wednesday, 5 Jan. I just finished my 3rd round of release for the hour. i hope there is no more or else im not gonna be able to sleep. Seriously, i think im at high risk of dehydration. so, if this sounds like im hallucinating, then u better call the hospital. I dun wanna end up like the old lady in ER, who ended up waving a gun in the air and shooting someone. Or i end up thinking some beer-belly drunken guy is brad pitt and marry him. alallalalala. and i think my whole house is at serious risk of toxicity. ah, the complications of diarrhea. especially my housemate who uses the same bathroom as me. I'm really sorry!!! PLS FORGIVE ME!!! I FEEL SO BAD! 

  let me quote my Fb status, "I feel like im pee-ing from my butt". Literally i do >.< im sorry, this is gross.. it was more thick in consistency but became more diluted. Im trying to dilute my sentence to make it more palatable. I actually can hear the water rumbling in my bowels, as it moves from one row of intestine to the other. like a roller coaster. i actually find it kinda interesting but its like a warning signal that its coming. Oops, there it goes.

  I nid ORS :( haha go google it XD. and im too lazy to warm my water. i actually took cold water from uni. super smart. the best thing is, im goin to a GP (general Practitioner) tomoro. and im not planning to ask him to help me. haha. Im just there for a posting. its too weird to ask him to see my tummy. its like my friend's uncle @.@ haha i knw he is a doctor, but its like asking ur fren to see ur tummy. XD. 

  so im just gonna live with it. let my intestines wash out all the bad bad and yucky stuff. just suffer with it and hope tat i dun get dehydrated. hopefully u wont see my married to a random stranger LALALLA~

   

  p.s. i hope this post won't nip me in the butt when my future employees google me and find this stupid post and deem me inadequate for the job. 

   

  p.s.2 wat's withe the b*** word? T.T 

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